This is happening
Join us, and be cool like this guy. We found him on a stock photo website.
You're awesome
Try again. This time, with an email.
Our beers not only taste good, but they are guaranteed to get you drunk as well. College was fun man.
Enjoy a more palatial life. Monarchs these days are ceremonial figureheads with no power—you're no different.
People speculate that the three of us are more than roommates. But we prefer to leave those rumors unanswered.